I am a spider. My kind came to the land before your fishy ancestors were even half-considering a leg. Before that, my kind swam the sea, seven feet long, chasing you tiny minnows and terrorizing you. Hah! It is to seek protection from the Spider and her family that you even grew a backbone.

Oh, you may think you rule the world. You may even think we're small and helpless. Remember, bones-inside, we outnumber you, and we're all here, watching and waiting, lurking as patient as a black widow on her web, until our time to strike arrives. You were warned.