I am a spider. My kind came to the land before your fishy ancestors were even half-considering a leg. Before that, my kind swam the sea, seven feet long, chasing you tiny minnows and terrorizing you. Hah! It is to seek protection from the Spider and her family that you even grew a backbone.
Oh, you may think you rule the world. You may even think we're small and helpless. Remember, bones-inside, we outnumber you, and we're all here, watching and waiting, lurking as patient as a black widow on her web, until our time to strike arrives.

You were warned.
He is our hero
Spider
Get rid of
Spider
Step on spider
Spider
We love you spider
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Things I have learned:
Ice is cold.
You should not smell something, you should waft it.
The English language was created by drunk hobos.
Salsa comes off of shoes.
All of our butts are illegal immigrants from New Buttland.
My brain is made of sausage!
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Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive.
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
I love this plz :3
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~The-Bike is NOT my alt account. Someone is acting like me, and failing at doing so.
My email address: alterknives@gmail.com
Guess what? I'm actually a furry! Yes, a furry troll
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Raep's no fun.
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Without a struggle.
Be kind to your eight-legged friends.
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"Never argue with a fool, some people can't tell the difference."-Murphy's Law
"Half of society's problems come from egotism and narrow-mindedness. Thankfully I have neither of those"- me
(I created the avatar from a VG screen-cap, enjoy...)
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Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive.
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
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the author of this comment does not go about driving rollers into pools
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You Activated my Trap Card!!!!!
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Thou shall go to my gallery when someone says "Interesting".
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*Dude, that's not interesting.
-It's interesting.
*No, it's not interesting.
-What's not interesting about the word interesting.
*That it's not interesting.
~ Alice Blue ~
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