I am a spider. My kind came to the land before your fishy ancestors were even half-considering a leg. Before that, my kind swam the sea, seven feet long, chasing you tiny minnows and terrorizing you. Hah! It is to seek protection from the Spider and her family that you even grew a backbone.
Oh, you may think you rule the world. You may even think we're small and helpless. Remember, bones-inside, we outnumber you, and we're all here, watching and waiting, lurking as patient as a black widow on her web, until our time to strike arrives.

You were warned.
I love this plz :3
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"...One day in devianTARTland, a newfag was trolled and butthurt ensued..."
FOR THE LULZ!
Stop being a whiny little shit and man up, faggot.
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Because I'm tsundere, If I call you a name, I'm really saying something like "I-I like you!" or "I really have respect for you! ...bastard!"
You have to squint to see it, though.
Be kind to your eight-legged friends.
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"Never argue with a fool, some people can't tell the difference."-Murphy's Law
"If you want to make enemies; try and change something"-Woodrow Wilson
"Nostalgia is the lies, history is the truth. The truth always hurts." -me
(icon by *Aarok)
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Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive.
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
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the author of this comment does not go about driving rollers into pools
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You Activated my Trap Card!!!!!
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Thou shall go to my gallery when someone says "Interesting".
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*Dude, that's not interesting.
-It's interesting.
*No, it's not interesting.
-What's not interesting about the word interesting.
*That it's not interesting.
~ Alice Blue ~
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drink bleach
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