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Pierre Parker
South Georgia & S. Sandwich Islands
Current Residence: Right behind you.
Favourite photographer: Any National Geographic entomologist
Favourite style of art: Nature photography
Operating System: Linux
Shell of choice: The dried husk of an emptied insect
Wallpaper of choice: Cobweb
Skin of choice: Exoskeleton
Favourite cartoon character: The Black Widow
Personal Quote: “The spider's touch, how exquisitely fine! Feels at each thread, and lives along the line&
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I am a spider. My kind came to the land before your fishy ancestors were even half-considering a leg. Before that, my kind swam the sea, seven feet long, chasing you tiny minnows and terrorizing you. Hah! It is to seek protection from the Spider and her family that you even grew a backbone.

Oh, you may think you rule the world. You may even think we're small and helpless. Remember, bones-inside, we outnumber you, and we're all here, watching and waiting, lurking as patient as a black widow on her web, until our time to strike arrives. :evillaugh: You were warned.
  • Mood: Spidey Sense
  • Reading: Charlotte's Web
  • Watching: YOU! From the corner, with my many eyes!
  • Playing: Cat's Cradle
  • Eating: this nice moth I just caught
  • Drinking: the same

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Nyancattaco1 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
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moonfire-dovahkiin Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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Chrissi-queen Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Let me hug you!  LET ME HUG IT DEAR GOD I LOVE SPIDERS Let me hug you! 
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Finland-Skywalker Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
I'm scared of spiders.
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Dumuzi-ouji Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014
:iconmermaidmanevilplz: Evil!!!
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donkeyhooves Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PIERRE OMFG
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Forever---Free Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Student Writer
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Me: Hi!! :iconletmehugyouplz: Even though I has arachnophobia :iconsupertighthugplz:
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61021376 Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
:iconspodermanplz: Pierre Parker!
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BrutalFruit Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AHHHHH AHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT ICON IS SOOOO SCARY IM GOING TO DIE AND THAT DESCRIPTION OMG THE FIRST SENTENCE IM GOING TO DIE WHYYYYYYYY


I



HAVE


REALLY REALLY BAD



ARACHNAPHOBIA




















IM CRYING
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Caramelzz Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
right when i read the "Current residence: Behind you" i looked behind myself and my face was like OnO 
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